Looking for an evil mastermind under whom to serve.
Ideal objectives include: taking over the tri-state area, plunging the Earth into an ice age, and creating a new, ideal world.
THESE MINIONS COME IN A SET!!! DO NOT SEPARATE.
Seeking in return:
- At least $30/HOUR.
- Willing to negotiate for good snacks.
- Benefits, such as health coverage and life insurance (as villainy has its perils).