*hits enter* shit go back

MEET THE FOUNDERS

The first rule of evil is be yourself.

SPLONK THE SLAMMER

Is located 15km away, and wants to haunt your house.

1UPCARROT

Ascribes to S.U.S:

• Sustainability
• Usability
• Susability

THE GRAPPLER

Strong affinity for staplers. If you get someone drunk enough, almonds and evil are almost the same.

Contact us for more details at: evilminionsforhire@gmail.com